Strange conversations we have had

[MTW]

I once had to explain to a member of teaching staff that it is wrong to use a loo roll in one sitting.

She came to me explaining that her home sewage pipes were blocking up nearly every week, and the plumber was puzzled by the volume of loo paper he was removing from the system.

Well, after gentle questioning, it all came out (not literally thank goodness) - she and her partner thought you use a roll at a time. I delicately explained a more appropriate way to use it and what quantities to use.

Have you guys had any such strange conversations?

 

[Carys]

From which planet did she originate - the seventh one from our Sun?!

 

[Tarbal]

I can't begin to imagine how you would use a whole roll in one sitting unless you'd had a dodgy curry!

 

[Technician Q]

I dread to think what their house looked like during The Great Loo Roll Hording!

 

[Igor]

I once had to explain to a member of teaching staff that it is wrong to use a loo roll in one sitting.

She came to me explaining that her home sewage pipes were blocking up nearly every week, and the plumber was puzzled by the volume of loo paper he was removing from the system.

Well, after gentle questioning, it all came out (not literally thank goodness) - she and her partner thought you use a roll at a time. I delicately explained a more appropriate way to use it and what quantities to use.

Have you guys had any such strange conversations?

Usually with daughter, yes.

"OI! One does NOT have to use an entire damn tree to wipe ones backside, mini woman."

*grumble*

Told her, she blocks it, I have a set of marigolds with her name on them. She'll learn..

 

[CrowyTech]

I once had to explain to a member of teaching staff that it is wrong to use a loo roll in one sitting.

She came to me explaining that her home sewage pipes were blocking up nearly every week, and the plumber was puzzled by the volume of loo paper he was removing from the system.

Well, after gentle questioning, it all came out (not literally thank goodness) - she and her partner thought you use a roll at a time. I delicately explained a more appropriate way to use it and what quantities to use.

Have you guys had any such strange conversations?

The mind and inner workings of a teacher becomes more and more bizarre every day that goes by!