He's bacically B******* off!couple of OFSTEDs back, I saw my old secondary Maths teacher in the car park..bit surprised..so I went to chat to her - I'm that sort of person...
"Oh, I don't teach any more.."
"Ah. I suppose all the interactive boards are too high these days - do you still have your step stool? Harharhar"
"Oh, trust you to remember that. No, I no longer teach, I'm here to do your OFSTED inspection."