Funny/local sayings

wenchem

Wenchem
When my sister-in-law went to college in Worcester she met a wonderful young lady from the West Midlands who was totally confused when my sister-in-law said 'she'd do it again' meaning she didn't have time and she'll do it later. But you haven't done it in the first place yet she'd say.
 

wenchem

Wenchem
When we were on holibobs in Spain, my husband wanted to say hola to a Spanish gentleman that had greeted him but panicked and did a cross between hola and hello which ended up 'ollo'. Tickled me for quite a while.
 
One of my favourites, "is that he/she is 3 brain cells short of a pair."

One I stole of Judge Judy, "if I added your IQs together I still wouldn't reach double digits."

My stepfather would regularilly tell us "we were either in or we were out, when we kept popping in for drinks."

"Doesn't know his aris from his elbow"
 
One of my favourites, "is that he/she is 3 brain cells short of a pair."

One I stole of Judge Judy, "if I added your IQs together I still wouldn't reach double digits."

My stepfather would regularilly tell us "we were either in or we were out, when we kept popping in for drinks."

"Doesn't know his aris from his elbow"
"2 more brain cells and they could be a daffodil."
 
I was thinking about this when I was very busy going from one room to another and back again. I was 'in and out like a dog at a fair'. That came from my mother. I also commented 'Fizzing Nora' about the amount of work I had to do and my colleague said she had never hear that. I comes from a silly radio play set inside the Trojan Horse and covers everything from awe to proper swearing!
 
I could start with a whole heap of "okerisms' - Aussies have to be the worst (or best) at funny local sayings. here's a couple:
'Snag (sausage) short of a barbeque'
What a ripper or you little ripper (ripsnorter)
Send it down Hughie (when there's a rainstorm)
 
Just remembered another one....

"Are you nesh?"......meaning "do you feel the cold?" :laughing:
Oh yes, I used to get this all the time. I was born oop north but moved down south as a toddler and was always being told not to be so nesh when I complained of the cold!
 
Idk if this is my north-western family thing, but we all say "Kin'ell", Basically it's the "F***ing hell" just without the 'F' bit and the end are contracted together. We all do it and I don't know of anyone else saying it.
I've heard this quite a lot ( London)
 
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