We had one drink Copper Sulphate... Hello emergency... Swallowed Iron Filings... they had a magnetic personality. One wait for boiling water to cool... instead of adding cold. One asking which side of the stirring rod to use. Lesson on hormones... 'Please Miss, is that like vodka?' 'Okay everyone, these potatoes are not to be... chipped, thrown at each other, put down the sink or eaten.' They roasted them over a Bunsen. What is a daisy? 'You have a ten pound budget, what would you buy for healthy eating?' They went to Farmfoods for five 99p frozen meals... and spent the rest on sweets. Meat does not come from cows (or any other animal)... it comes from Morrisons.